Monday, November 22, 2010

someone please ban Sheila...

These days we all are under the influence of a Chatur who has sent his distractive tricks in form of "Sheila ki Jawani" which has now became the lore of each and every student in my hostel. You need to just cross a corridor and you will observe in almost every third room the same song is playing.
Through this blog I request to ban the song Sheila ki Jawani so that we may study for our end-sems.

I am going to write a paper on Embedded System or Sheila i don't know... i have seen Sheila ki jawaani(of course song) more than seventy six times but the book.... i think it has not been flipped completely till now...

I have seen a very nice transformation coming up with Sheila... The one who used listen only rock and metal have also become the fan of Sheila...
I realised the two greatest invention of Bollywood are :- 
1.Sheila and 
2. Her Jawani.... :P

This blog is coming up on a time when the writer is supposed to write his B.tech., 3rd year, end semester paper. So, the writer is just sharing some of the twitter and facebook updates of his friends amidst of this heavy exam season:-
  • MUNNI during midsems and now SHEILA during endsems :P
  • I m in doubt whether I m really in a boys' hostels or what....Bcoz everybody is saying "My name is Sheila"... :P
  • during ours exm its always a distraction, either Shiela comes with her jawani or Munni comes with her badnami...
  • who is Sheila??????
Bye.. Bye....
I have to study for exams too.....
Wish me Luck(if i have got any readers)... 

Monday, November 1, 2010

Picnic at 'Don't know where'



Hello all!
Just don't abuse me that i am wasting my precious time and divine talent in writing this blog.
So, here I am again, battling with the keys of my keyboard to document a piece of work which can be supposed to be read by some of my respected (if there exist any) readers.

So starting with the title- 'Picnic at 'Don't know where' '...
So it was the end of October- the time when everything seems coming to an end- the year, the semester, the money in our account, etc. . So, it was the time when we realized that the semester is speedily anchoring towards the '5 hell days'(end semester exams), so it was the call of time to organize the picnic to do something worth remembering along with our branch mates.

The plan started, the entropy of the class went high, people started suggesting all possible locations in and around this universe ranging from hell to heaven. At last plans were made, crowd was convinced, money was collected and at last the plans were implemented. People from both the planets landed on the bus and sailed towards Bluestone which was the proposed picnic spot.

The journey was accompanied with a gambling session first, then the very famous sa re ga ma pa musical challenge and ended with Chitrahaar with retro songs.

After reaching the picnic spot which was supposed to be Bluestone but was having milestones saying the place to be Deojhar. Whatever the name of the place was, it was a nice place to enjoy and have fun with friends. People from different planets enjoyed the day, while the Marsians were engaged in enjoying in river the Venusians were enjoying the deserts. This was followed by a cup of coffee (in a glass of water), accompanied with the the game of Dumb-Charades in which the Marsians had a harder luck and had to manage with second position (now u can guess who were the first...).
The day ended with a hunger driven feast in which every alien tried to prove the maximality of their stomach.

Lastly the day ended with group photography sessions in which the author was featured nowhere.
While returning journey, to place the aliens back to their respective planets, the aliens evidenced the some of the idols performing musical concerts on public demand.

In all, the picnic was a great fun, giving the elektri people of this universe some reasons to remember the days spent here even after escaping from this place.

And yes, for all those, who din't witness this fun, we missed them a lot during picnic(only when we get time from enjoying those moments to the fullest but sorry... no such moments existed...)

Below you can watch the beauty of the place:-


Sunday, September 26, 2010

out of frustration...



"hey you blogged again!!!"

please don't say like this... and also don't call that i am fed up with studying electrical=my-sins. In fact this blog is outcome of my frustration. Tomorrow is Monday- the day when I'll be writing the paper of my OE(that too of Mr. M. Kumar-"tumko ka lagta hai ham tumko pass kar denge") which will be over by 3:30pm and after that on the Tuesday morning I am going to write for EM-reloaded(and this is the reason I am writing here...).

Electrical Machines- II
This is the core subject which any Electrical Engineering graduate is supposed to be comfortable in it. But, things are not as it is expected, just two days before exam we came to know that the syllabus for the exam is not defined and it is up to where sir has taught. It was OK till there... I being a class-time-GMAT(a bit) thought the notes which I have jotted down during lectures will serve the purpose. So, I was relaxed. Now when I read what I have written and what is the reality I have no path left than to spend my days and night in searching for books from where papita refers.

Was it Nagraj or Nagrath confusion was still there... Lastly got to know that it is Nagrath and Kothari. Thought it is OK I'll read and pass the exam. But the volume of the syllabus when I realized I lost all my hopes of securing a 8.2(i desperately need to cross the line of 8) this semester.

The fact is that few hours before I didn't even knew in an IM(it means induction motor not instant messenger) whether the field rotates or armature. When I tried to realize I realized something rotates but being stationary. How can it be possible? Let it be rotating...(God(sorry KBM) knows how) The height of frustration is increasing as the clock is ticking ahead.

Every time I see a new sms in my cell phone I pray it to be from our Siyar(CR) reading as:-

"Hello everyone!! I talked to K B Mohanty sir just now. He has agreed to postpone the test which was supposed to be held on Tuesday to some other day in next week. Anyways... Best of Luck for CSP and TDEP."

But nothing like this happened... :( 
The messages are the same... saying- "save the life of a cancer patient...", "Santa says to Banta...", "aliens entring earth tonight, switch off your phns..." Nothing worth cheering...

What is our fault??? I don't even know the basic principles of rotation of rotating machines and I have to study every details of rotation and control of these machines. How can one read, understand and score in a subject like Electrical machines in just a few hours of study, the topic which took centuries to develop... Tell me how???

At last... (from my buzz)

IHTFP
sach me yaar... motor ghumta hai to ghumne do... us me meri kya galti hai... hame kyu tension dete ho...??? agar hame pata hi chal gaya motor kyu aur kaise ghumta hai... to us se kya duniya palat jaayegi...???


Anyways...
Best of luck readers(if there are any... :( )
Hope the calender displays October soon...

Monday, August 30, 2010

i am here... again...


Hope this being the second blog on our much-awaited blog... :P
After an argumentative arrival of this blog on this blogosphere here is one more post which is asking its reasons for being here...

So, It is the pre-final year being an Electrical Engineering undergraduate student. It was expected that we would be knowing everything about the topics already taught in previous semesters. The topics this semester are designed accordingly. The theory topics being:-

Electrical machines reloaded
EmBEDde(a)d System
TRANS-mission and DIS-tribute(son) of ELECTRICAL PA(war)
COM(A)munication system PRINCiPALS


So talking about 'EM Reloaded' the name seems like a block-BUSTER series. But its not more than a sleeping session. Just sketching(i hardly care what the words are just 'sketch' them in my notebook) down(if u wish) the things being vomited by teacher(sorry prof.) on board.

ES is just another DS, everything same... this time too it is being taught by an HOD. The only difference being, this course is of our depart-me(a)nt. Just like a geometry class we draw rectangular blocks, sometimes lines and rays but without any insight. Hardly 3 weeks gone and I have copied and submitted two assignments of this subject.

TDEP name seems like a IM slang... but don't worry its not that. The only topic which was going well... But life is boring without twists... Here enters a LUNGIMAN(LM-this time a 'serious slang' :P) in the story. We are just brought to a ragging environment when just a few year senior teaches a topic which is considered to be most important electrical sciences. Writing and describing the qualities of LM will unnecessarily consume bytes of my web space.

"just... wade(wait) a minute"
It is 4:15pm now, exhausted by lab sessions, baked by OE classes and ruined by three 'terrible' theory classes.
And still we have to wait for an hour to complete that 'minute'. Ya, it is time for CSP, no comments about the teacher else two of my classmates will come to my room and 'they'll kill' me, reason I think is understood. A class-full of doubts, and baseless allegations, we are left with only one question- "why i am here?"

Talking about the sessionals... they are AWA(H)-sum...
Electrical machines returns
Communication System Principal
Micro-pro(f)-cessor lab
El-ek-tric(k)-al(l) ma-sin d(R)E-SIGN


I think the EM returns doesn't need need any further introduction. The truth of this sessional has already been shown in the documentary by our friends in 'MUHA-MUHI-d naked truth'.

CSP and uP lab- I find many reasons to attend these sessionals. We need not to think why are the things happening it just goes as "hota hai yaar!! tension mat le..."

Here come the real sessional in picture Electrical- my-sin's Design. Every time we realize joining this Electrical is the outcome of all our sins of previous birth.

Anyways, this is in fact a fake picture of our class...
The real picture comes when our most unexpected friend cracks for internship leaving behind all 9 pointers and giving us a ray of hope(specially me for me :) ).
The real picture comes when we mass bunk the class in front of the teacher. And lot more fun accompanied in every boring class, because we are innovators and we can always design ways to get out of boredom and and enjoy our classes to the fullest...

Friday, July 30, 2010

Hi!!!


Hi!!!
(It would be better if this 'hi' is read more by readers than the writer himself...)
 Welcome to this just another blog in this overcrowded web space with www.(blah...blah...).blogspot.com URL...
Sorry if this welcome seems very 'un'welcomeable one...
 Actually this blog(hopefully you can expect 'some' more posts at this blog...) is not 'just another blog'... in fact it is the outcome of the frustration of a half-baked engineer(i guess it is spellled right)...
 Being born in a country with largest crowd of under-construction engineers I also got a 'chance' to get(in fact getting...) myself trained at an engineering college(sorry... engineering institute... doesn't sounds nice... someone convince 'him'...). the tragedy doesn't end here... actually this is just the start of this story... getting an engineering degree is ok but the toughest part being giving yourself and your family reasons to prove that the stream in which you study(study??? sorry friends I lied... my fingers are crossed...) is the best and most employable. In this also I anyhow made a backdoor entry to one of the 'best and most employable'(first assumption any engineering student make about his/her stream...) stream of my institute('insti' as we call it)...
So you have unfortunately(smart 'ones' can ignore the first two letters of this word...) landed to the blog of a under-construction engineer... I won’t say words like "I am Ashish Ankur, an electrical engineering student at NIT Rourkela, admitted here securing 11015 AIR in AIEEE and I am from the 'State of Bihar'(read it as a phrase...)". If I do so I will be be acused of giving ragging in front of this whole webspace. Anyways, the above mentioned institute and stream are really very nice (I will definately suggest this to my enemy...).
 People generally say that college days are the best part of one's life, I also wished to go to a college, but slipped to an institute... Suddenly one strange day(sorry it was night) when I realised that this life what I am spending is also worth remembering, no tension till the last night of 'those five days', no restriction of uniforms, no limits of sleepless nights, no limits of sleeping classes(in which we are taught Electrical ENGINEERING...).
 So starting with it...
This blog is actually meant for all kind of bakwaas. It is something that starts from the boundaries of our classroom and ends at the centroid of it. I may be the sole author and reader of it, but still it will help me in preserving all kind of bakwaas we have been doing for past two years and will be doing for coming two years, because "padhte to ham hain nahi..."